More than that -- headline of the week.
Headline of the month.
Heck. This story just produces the best headlines ever. With headlines like these, is there any point in reading the stories that follow them?
"Cloned Puppies May Have Exposed 31-Year Mystery"
"A cloned dog, a Mormon in mink-lined handcuffs and a tantalising mystery"
"Dog cloner suspected to be kidnapper of Mormon missionary sex slave in 1978"
"Bernann McKinney, Joyce McKinney: Cloned puppies and a mormon sex slave? Is the woman who cloned her puppies the same one who held a mormon missionary hostage 31 years ago?"
"Dog cloner Joyce McKinney sought over burglary to fund horse's wooden leg"