Thursday, August 28, 2008
"War for the White House"
Every once in a while, Onion News Network nails it.
"I never thought I'd see the day when an old white millionaire is viewed as having more in common with working folks than a black man. It's a proud day for America."
"You really have to give credit to the American people for being able to look past Obama's skin color to see the Harvard-educated smart-ass underneath."
"Coming up next, John McCain gave another speech today attempting to distance himself from his policies."