"War for the White House"

Every once in a while, Onion News Network nails it.

"I never thought I'd see the day when an old white millionaire is viewed as having more in common with working folks than a black man. It's a proud day for America."

"You really have to give credit to the American people for being able to look past Obama's skin color to see the Harvard-educated smart-ass underneath."

"Coming up next, John McCain gave another speech today attempting to distance himself from his policies."