Thursday, October 16, 2008

The Onion hits another nail on the head

From "American Voices" (the Onion's parody of a "man-in-the-street" news feature) "War For the White House" edition:

Palin Claims Innocence Despite Report

Responding to a report which said that she broke ethics laws in trying to have an Alaska state trooper fired, Gov. Sarah Palin said the report cleared her of unlawful or unethical activity. What do
you think?

Charlie Wheadon
, X-Ray Technician
"Well, she'd be able to address it more directly if the Democrats hadn't made truth so partisan."

Betty Hunter
, Shoe Repair Person
"In my opinion, breaking ethics laws and then publicly lying about it is what gives her that down-home regular-gal charm."

Darick Keene
, Retired
"Barack Obama is a Muslim."

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