"I'm voting Republican because..."
"I think the world should be run by one big corporation. I think it would be so much cozier."
"I just don't feel I deserve health insurance."
"All other nations are inferior to us. And we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way."
"Sometimes the Constitution is just one big, inconvenient headache."
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