A woman in Middletown, Ohio, was arrested on September 27th and charged with disorderly conduct.
The police received reports that the woman, who was wearing a cow costume, had impeded traffic, chased children and urinated on someone's porch (not her own).
Police initially advised her to go home. Heedless of their warnings, she continued on her rampage, and the police arrested her around 11 p.m. The arresting officer said that she smelled of alcohol and was verbally abusive.
According to other reports, she showed up in court still wearing the cow costume and told people to suck her udders. She pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 30 days in jail. She has refused to remove the costume while in jail.
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