Tuesday, August 26, 2008

More candles

First I told you about the candles that smell like Jesus.

Now let me introduce you to Manly Man Candles (aka "Mandles").

Here's a sample list of available fragrances:


Hunting Lodge ("a strong, woody outdoor scent accented by cedar");

Yardwork ("smells like fresh cut grass");

Sports Injury (smells like "a cream that gets ICY cold and then HOT, if you get my drift");

Wild Alaska ("true pine accented with earthy undertones");

and, of course,


Leather (do I really have to describe it? Okay, it smells like leather.)

2 comments:

Jeff said...

What? No "locker room"?

BGreen said...

I KNOW!!!

Not only is there no "locker room," there's no "frat row the morning after the kegger," [1] no "gasoline and motor oil," and no "sweaty jock strap."

Can you BELIEVE some people!?!?!?

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[1] which smells alarmingly like "Castro Street, early morning, November 1"