First I told you about the candles that smell like Jesus.
Now let me introduce you to Manly Man Candles (aka "Mandles").
Here's a sample list of available fragrances:
Hunting Lodge ("a strong, woody outdoor scent accented by cedar");
Yardwork ("smells like fresh cut grass");
Sports Injury (smells like "a cream that gets ICY cold and then HOT, if you get my drift");
Wild Alaska ("true pine accented with earthy undertones");
and, of course,
Leather (do I really have to describe it? Okay, it smells like leather.)
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2 comments:
What? No "locker room"?
I KNOW!!!
Not only is there no "locker room," there's no "frat row the morning after the kegger," [1] no "gasoline and motor oil," and no "sweaty jock strap."
Can you BELIEVE some people!?!?!?
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[1] which smells alarmingly like "Castro Street, early morning, November 1"
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