THE BOOK OF YELLING!!

Found for sale at Amazon.com.

I really encourage you to follow the link and view Amazon's "Look Inside" excerpts.  You will find that:


(1)  The book, whose main message seems already to have been put so eloquently and concisely in the title, is over 600 pages long (the tenth chapter, "POEMS AND PRAISE TO OUR CREATOR GOD: AND TO OUR  LORD AND SAVIOR EMMANUEL JESUS WHO IS >" starts on page 617);

(2) In order to indicate how important every word in the book really is, THE *ENTIRE BOOK SEEMS TO BE WRITTEN IN **ALL **CAPS!!  AND SEEMS TO USE>; A LOT: OF *EXCLAMATION MARKS: AND: COLONS: >> AND >s AND **ASTERISKS WITH> *NO: *APP:AR>;ENT MOTIV:*A>:TION !!!

(3)  I'm not even going to comment on the spelling and grammar.  And use of incomplete sentences.  And overuse of question marks??? 

(4) It seems the author's parents had a creative approach to the name "Elizabeth."

(5) Though the title claims that the book is about birth control (not just abortion, but condoms, pills and other contraceptives), the chapter titles seem to indicate that a lot of the book is about "Where the Church went wrong," "Some more of the Church's greatest mistakes" and "Well, that about wraps it up for the Church" (apologies to Douglas Adams).

One of Amazon's 92 user reviews puts it quite well: 

"Despite being written entirely in BLOCK CAPITALS, this self-published work conveys its message elegantly. In fact, you don't even need to read it to understand the main argument being put forward.

"True, by avoiding this book you will miss out on the precise location of the heretical surfboard worshipped by the British royal family and the sinister significance of Abe Lincoln's unholy quadrille. You will also miss out on the explanation of why the Hairy-Eared Dwarf Lemur is really God's own tree-dwelling angel-on-earth and on the coded instructions showing how to grow a prize-winning mushroom, which the author cunningly gleaned from a close textural analysis of St. Paul's third birthday card to the Corinthians."

The author's biography on the publisher's website reads as follows:

"MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG IS A CHRISTIAN EVANGELIST SPEAKER:   AND A CHRISTIAN HOLY BIBLE WRITER/TEACHER:  CHOSEN AND CALLED BY THE HOLYSPIRIT GOD: MS. ELIYZABETH  STARTED TWO CHRISTIAN CABLE TELEVISION PRODUCTIONS IN 1996:  CALLED: CHRISTIAN POWER! HEALTH PROSPERITY AND SOUL!!  ALSO : AND  ALSO > TEENAGER AND KIDS TELEVISION PRODUCTION CALLED:> CHILDREN RAISED IN THE LOVE OF JESUS. *SHE ALSO STARTED A CHRISTIAN BASE MILITARY CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORES AND MALL CART BUSINESS DURING IN 1991.  ALL THREE CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES ARE > NOW  ONLINE CHRISTIAN WEBSITES UNDER THE NAMES:
http://christianpowerbookstores.spreadtheword.com/ **

http://group.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoul ALSO >;
http://groups.msn.com/ChildrenRaisedInTheLoveOfJesus 

"*MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG: ALSO HAS A 1ST DEGREE BLACK BELT IN TAEJUKENPO KARATE: SHE STARTED A KIDS & TEEN: KARATE MEMBERSHIP &; TV CLUB: CALLED: KARATE PLAY: IN 1996-2000: SHE IS NOW: STARTING: RECREATION CITY KARATE CLASSES IN TUCSON ARIZONA: WITH GOALS TO OFFER PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP KARATE CLUB CLASSES. 

"MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON: ALSO PETITION FOR THE MAYOR SEAT IN TUCSON ARIZONA IN 1998. BECAUSE OF ORGANIZED CRIMES, POLICTICAL RACISM AND CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION AGAINST ELIYZABETH: HOLYSPIRIT EVANGELIST LIFE: IN THE PAST 10 YEARS: GOD HAS DIRECTED MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON: TO WRITE THIS BOOK OF REMEMBRANCE, AND THIS BOOK OF REPENTANCE: TO HELP SAVE THE WORLD: THROUGH GOD AND CHRIST JESUS: IF YOU BELEIVE: YOU CAN RECIEVE JOHN 3:3-16. *REMEMBERING: MATTHEW 4:17-26: JESUS SAID: REPENT! THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND: **COME AND FOLLOW ME: AND I WILL MAKE YOU FISHERS OF MEN!! MY FIRST CHRISTIAN BOOK IS DIRECTED BY GOD: AND THE TRUE CALL TO ETERNAL LIFE SALVATION IS IN IT: GIVEN TO ME FROM: EMMANUEL CHRIST JESUS: > JESUS SAID: JOHN 14:15-16 If ye love me, keep my commandments. 

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